So eventually I'll get around to doing that meme Sae tagged me for But for now, let me just lay it out in text. Warning: this is probably gonna get rambly.

1. Az
2. Cindy
3. David
4. Sam
5. D'or
6. Charloette
7. Pierre
8. Tomoe
9. Winston & Jove
10. Bastian

4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
David: Oh my God, you do WHAT to the bodies? YOU HAVE BODIES.
Tomoe: Well that's... awkward...

9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Winston: No, seriously, I know this great place called The Landing Pad!
D'or: ...
Winston: It's like an all-you-can-eat buffet!
D'or: I hate the future.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Do you pick 1 or 6?
o_o don't make me choose, mommy

2 and 7 are making out and 10 walks in. What is their reaction?
Bastian: Oh, man, I'mma tell Charloette and this is gonna get HI-LA-RI-OUS.

3 falls in love with 6, 8 is jealous. What happens?
Tomoe: *quietly calls up ninja accountant assassins*
David: *dies*

4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: 10, 2, or 7?
Cindy: MEN. YOU CAN'T TRUST THEM.

1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Az: Oh, right. Um. Cameras. Not working. Damn it, this means no scandalous sex tapes! ...hey camera boy...

3 has to marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?
David: ...but only one of them is a girl ;_;

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Pierre: LOVE ME.
D'or: Uh, kidnapping Az might have been better.
Pierre: She has knives...
Cindy: *stake*

Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
David: Lookit all mah MAJESTY.

Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Tomoe: Somehow, the 'racism' excuse doesn't really cut it when Az, Jove, and Winston are all there.
Bastian: *staked by Cindy*

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Charloette: DADDY DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEeeeEEE!

1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Az: I brought the death squads!
Cindy: But what about the stakes?
Bastian: HEY. STANDING RIGHT HERE.

5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Alex: Um... why are the twins and D'or doing the Conga in my living room...?

9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Cindy: *dual stakes to the back*

6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
Charloette: It's been fun times being blood bonded and all, but OOPS SORRY.

8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Tomoe: You know, we really should have brought one of the Ventrue.
David: I will PRESENCE the wildlife to me! ...anyone...? ...anyone...?

5 is in a car crash and critically injured. What does 9 do?
Jove & Winston: *panic and flee*